Tag: menz
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Probable Cause
How I’d like to be a Republican doing God’s work fighting for the cause in love I’d like to be George W. transparent intelligence make the course, stay the course the exit strategy is there is no exit only submission is possible I could be leader of the free and righteous world Women as Christians…
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Chickenshit
he can’t let go either because he needs it as much as you do he’s just a bigger chickenshit than you I mean that as a compliment we’re all chickenshits at least you have the decency to admit it at least you can admit it he can’t let go because he knows he needs you…
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Happy
Warning: pathetic girl-talk ahead. I’m broken again and tired and waiting for a ding from my cell phone to validate my existence. The ding has come daily, but still I wait. This could be the day he doesn’t ding me. I think we can all agree the only thing worse than thinking you’ve lost interest…
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Ways to Let Him* Know You Care
*Him being a clueless male and not my faithful dear readers. Say okay to cuddling, as in his definition of cuddling, not yours. Say alright to things you’d rather not do. Send a defaced Hallmark card. (Specifically, if you are sending said card to a Straight Man, be sure to include “fuck”; otherwise, he will…
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Love Story I
You know how it goes girl meets boy boy games girl obsesses boy reschedules but calls everyday girl decides to let it go but is mindful girl is reunited with another guy who’s in Afghanistan girl contemplates sexy texts girl has no idea what text sex is boy who games asks girl out on another…
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A Relationship Death Poem
A Relationship Death Poem because in times of stress one has to fall back on what one knows and everyone could use a little death now and again. A Relationship Death Poem that’s not really a poem at all but an exercise in self-soothing behavior. A Relationship Death Poem because I like it dark and…
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Soft: A Diagnosis
Too available My diagnosis My judgment And then I saw him looking trendy and sweet ordering a burrito with guacamole and cheese. There was no air conditioning so we sweated it out while we relaxed in each other’s company. His hair looked soft as did his hands. And as it turned out soft is what…
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Phrases Sure to Confuse The Straight Man
“Don’t you think orphaned Asian children are the cutest things ever?” “I have been wanting to introduce you two for a while now. This is my lovechild, Bunny, who I share custody of with his other mother, Bryan.” [It’s the Other Mother part that is confusing, not the Honey-Bunny part.] “Do you ever have questions…
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Don’t Blame the Brulee
This will come as a shock to some of you, but this Lady isn’t as progressive as you might think. Wednesday night, I met a lad for dessert at a local restaurant, one he suggested. We each had a chocolate crème brulee. We chitchatted about people we both knew. There were awkward pauses, but not…
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SuckerPunch: What To Do, What To Do
It’s happened. A continuation of a saga I thought was as over as it was going to be. Maybe it’s predictable. But the wind is knocked out of me and I feel as though my life depends on how I recover my breath. My ex-boyfriend emailed me, asking how the world was treating me. When…
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