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  • Aisles, Isles

    In an effort to reconcile his true feelings with the rules of genteelism he told her he would love to go with her to the Department Store. He walks down the aisles diligently attentive…

  • Dying Starts Here

    I worry when someone goes into the hospital Kidneys shutting down Liver shutting down We don’t know why may never know whywhywhywhywhy haven’t we had enough of this already once the dying starts, it…

  • Don’t Blame the Brulee

    This will come as a shock to some of you, but this Lady isn’t as progressive as you might think. Wednesday night, I met a lad for dessert at a local restaurant, one he…

  • You and the Dirt

    Stickered existence I was a victim of a drive-by the brushing of a Holly tree and the prickers lining the plastic leaves The scrape of bark nature’s equivalent to concrete I will bleed and…

  • Going Nuclear

    I mentioned in a previous blog that I would post the finest confusing rejection I’ve received in my relational career. It is from one Nuclear Luke. Background: He winked, I winked, he said, “great…

  • Cosmic Binder Clips

    I’ve accepted paper clips, rusted when I should have chosen binder clips, the fancy kind bigger the better, easier to keep all of me in one place.   I’ve kept myself in messy stacks…

  • Toning

    He’s done it again reminded me of him a text tone I used to long for and be excited about   He inspires bad things ending phrases with prepositions which I know is wrong…

  • How to Make It through a Tuesday

    Create lists. Many, many lists. Breathe sighs of relief that you are keeping yourself silent. Drink Coke Zero. Feel guilty about drinking Coke Zero and go get some water. Watch your hard-won tan fade.…

  • SuckerPunch: What To Do, What To Do

    It’s happened. A continuation of a saga I thought was as over as it was going to be. Maybe it’s predictable. But the wind is knocked out of me and I feel as though…