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The Same and Worse
As yet undecided which is a problem because before I was categorically appalled. I fear my stance might be right-wing. I fear my stance, if I look too closely, might be inhumane. I fear my stance might make me a bad person. In my heart I believe in torture. Torture is a way…
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No Depth Here: Not an Important Post (for Real)
It should be one or the other but I want both protein or fiber I’m getting older I need both but the calories the calories the blasted calories Consuming food is a distraction from losing weight, which is a distraction from dating, which is a distraction from my realistic but negative outlook on life.
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Might’ve Been
You have to keep in mind that I had to actually close my hotmail account because of the phishing. What this means is I’ve had to close the door on certain contacts, one of which is the ex. And to close the door on him means I close the door to any communication ever with…
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Words of Encouragement for Bryan and a FYI
Good luck sounds so ridiculous and inappropriate You don’t need luck to express talent and that’s the truth. My horoscope says you all love me today. That’s fabulous. Thank you!
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On Doing for Yourself
Just once, I’d like to be able to blame someone else. Instead, I internalize everything. I plod methodically toward self-retaliation. I’m not even sure what I’m sacrificing myself for, only that it seems fitting. Since I can’t seem to ward off attacks from myself, I shall give you examples of what not to do to…
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Misc. I
My friends say If you like him, run. I just don’t have the energy to keep up with the men anymore. I’m sure I could find you a date if you weren’t so picky about sexual preference. It’s a clusterfuck we both have to endure. One must assess if the man in question produces a…
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Lopsided If You Know What He Means
For years my friend pointed out to me and everyone else. I was lopsided. Brain and boobs. But the joke is on him because last night I noticed several actresses on tv with much more lopsidedness. It’s very common. I got a note from the dental assistant. She said she was sorry for my…
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We Had an Idiot as President: God’s Wicked Sense of Humor Exposed
So I bought this book, Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell (and quasi-ghost writer Patrick Robinson), on a whim in an airport bookstore. It’s clearly a tale of a major military clusterfuck in which everyone dies (except that one) so I thought, oh hell yeah. This is for me. I was meant to have this book.…
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Happy Home
I’ve been told Death Valley exists And I live in it Even if Even though I stayed willingly I came unknowingly I’ve been told Lots of things I already know Home is Where the heart is Where death resides in molecules and chaos all around A barely audible whisper. Come. Death Valley…
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