For years my friend pointed out to me and everyone else.

I was lopsided.

Brain and boobs.

But the joke is on him because last night I noticed several actresses on tv with much more lopsidedness.

It’s very common.


I got a note from the dental assistant.

She said she was sorry for my wait on Monday.

More than that, I suspect she wanted to preemptively appease me.

Now, she will be sending a bill to my house at the end of the week for more money.


I am losing the writing mojo.