You have to keep in mind that I had to actually close my hotmail account because of the phishing. What this means is I’ve had to close the door on certain contacts, one of which is the ex. And to close the door on him means I close the door to any communication ever with him. Not that I expected to email him, but I always fantasized about letting him have it. Now that the chance of that happening is completely gone, I have to release in the only way I can.



Hey ML,


Hey—what’s up with all the emails I keep getting from your hotmail account.





Apparently, my email has no affection to give you. But at least it didn’t tell you in bed.



Also, fuck you.