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  • MEDICATED VLOG #2

    Dear Viewers, See more of my luminous hair, this time at Bryan’s site, where the new vlog is posted.   I think you’ll agree that no one can watch this video and think we are anything less than professional. Love, MedicatedLady

  • AT LONG LAST – DISAPPOINTMENT

    The long-awaited video debut of MedicatedLady and Bryan Borland – together: *The poem read by MedicatedLady in the video is “Disappointment” by Mike Topp.

  • A GUEST BLOG WHILE MEDICATEDLADY IS AWAY

    Guest blog post by Bryan Borland, in MedicatedLady’s absence Dear Readers, I was honored when MedicatedLady asked me to write a guest-post in her absence. Well, not so much honored as burdened. And she didn’t ask me so much as I demanded. Such is our relationship.  MedicatedLady is, at this moment, touring our nation’s capitol. Her…

  • Ways to Let Him* Know You Care

    *Him being a clueless male and not my faithful dear readers. Say okay to cuddling, as in his definition of cuddling, not yours. Say alright to things you’d rather not do. Send a defaced Hallmark card. (Specifically, if you are sending said card to a Straight Man, be sure to include “fuck”; otherwise, he will…

  • How to Make It through a Tuesday

    Create lists. Many, many lists. Breathe sighs of relief that you are keeping yourself silent. Drink Coke Zero. Feel guilty about drinking Coke Zero and go get some water. Watch your hard-won tan fade. Remember your luminous hair and shake it out for good measure. Distract yourself with all sorts of insignificant things all day.…

  • The Ties That Bindo

    Bindo let me interview him for my blog. You know you will giggle as I did. (I suppose I should admit I’m not sure if the pronounciation is biiiiindo or beeendo.) Bindo’s note to you, dear reader. Before I answered any of Medicated Lady’s questions, I felt it necessary to put on Beck’s “Sea Changes”…

  • Dear Medicated Lady

    So from time to time I get questions from people about their lives and what they should do/deal with certain situations. As a result, I’ve decided to answer some of the most pressing questions on this blog. Please, feel free to contact me with additional questions or advice.   Dear Medicated Lady, I am just…