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Objects
Not my dearest just yet. A raccoon man, much older than he looks. patrickshead, which is bald. a casanova, a hotteach, a sexy4u or some such. some other man, who caught me looking. …
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Knowing
I feel a bubble and I know I have an ulcer in the space between my upper and lower jaws A boy told me and seduced me yesterday with his diagnosis that I…
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Going
Listen I’m tired of her I’m tired of hearing her I’m tired of seeing her Since she’s on her way to good health or on her way to not-so-bad health Her complaining…
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Lopsided If You Know What He Means
For years my friend pointed out to me and everyone else. I was lopsided. Brain and boobs. But the joke is on him because last night I noticed several actresses on tv with much…
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Recipes You Should Totally Try
Recipe for Mania 7 caffeinated beverages or approximately 88 oz. of sugar sweetness throughout the day, with three of them coming before 9 a.m. Wake up at 3:30 a.m. Know for sure this is…
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For Someone Who Sees Partly Sunny Skies
I dreamt of you today though I didn’t see your face I knew it was you the number was seven and it was bright yellow
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We Had an Idiot as President: God’s Wicked Sense of Humor Exposed
So I bought this book, Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell (and quasi-ghost writer Patrick Robinson), on a whim in an airport bookstore. It’s clearly a tale of a major military clusterfuck in which everyone…
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Happy Home
I’ve been told Death Valley exists And I live in it Even if Even though I stayed willingly I came unknowingly I’ve been told Lots of things I already know Home is Where…