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  • Questions and Shit/BTW I have tonsilitis.

    All about me. In one word describe how you currently see yourself: homely One prominent nickname you were given: ML or in my other life, Lo One strange fact about yourself: I hate constrictions…

  • How to Get Through Hard Times

    There’s no way to avoid life’s cruel, incessant lashings. Here’s what you do when difficult times descend: • You carefully examine the rubble of your cookies. Your immediate thought is that you could never…

  • Giving It to You the Way You Want It

    Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be…

  • Writing Inspiration: Dating

    A good date is always a bad date for a writer. I get a rush of delight when I realize things have gone horribly awry and I’m stuck in a situation that I will…

  • How to Make a Cake

    Let the snow fall down, half a foot let the rain fall down, half an inch freeze, five hours serve with slippery roads and unbecoming falls from grace.

  • seven inches

    seven inches me got last night seven inches and a slight chip more old man winter speaks me tells ‘im to shut it me clutches his neck and throws him all asea seven inches…

  • Hag/Fag II

    He’s a straight man in action He says he wants my womb but when I really offer it he backtracks says he and his husband just want the cats meanwhile I’m hearing in my…

  • arthritis

    the grief of loss digs in deep wedges between the joints arthritis for the psyche aching on good days screaming “fuck you” on bad hollowing out the hollowed out part of you who knew…

  • Paducah by Tel

    *Tel wrote a brilliant poem posted in the comments section of my poem, “Goodbye, Lincoln Nebraska” that I thought was too cool not to share. Thanks to Tel for being a good sport and…