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  • the year of, part a & b

    part a this has been the year of guilt last year was the year of reckoning I go through cycles like the Chinese horoscopes I’m a horse I’m also a goat/fish tail in the…

  • get it while you can, dear readers!

    If you give me your addy, I will send you a ML special direct from my house @ no charge to you. Yes, folks, this is a free service. I have much to offer.…

  • Drew Blood

    they drew blood, sure enough soliciting my veins as if touched by a dirty homeless person the thread of string winced and jumped back trying to avoid the inevitable

  • Bryan

    Stop stalking my blog and me. Seriously.

  • Wet was the Willie

    I almost had a wet willie once but as it turned out I didn’t have a willie. I was wet, though.

  • Trouble

    Trouble n’ow a’brewin’ midst the broad moonl’ght if ‘ is for a letter let the letter be sp’te if ‘ is for nothing particular let the nothing fill what’s left of your inbox

  • Something Other Than Fate

    On Monday, happenstance occurred. Happenstance, I say, because I’m not sure I believe in fate or destiny, puzzle pieces fitting together just so. I see a yellow sticky note on my office floor. I…

  • Domination

    the days of his domination are over the days of him going too far the days of me pretending to be appalled now he’s genuinely startled when I take him too far he crumples…

  • FAG/HAG SERIES CONTEST WINNER: SURROGATES by JOSEPH HARKER

    Someday we are going to have two point five children. This is how they’ll be: myopic Caucasians with updraft hearts and thistle carpets for hair, curious challengers to the world at large who will…