Someday we are going to have
two point five children.
This is how they’ll be: myopic Caucasians
with updraft hearts and thistle carpets for hair,
curious challengers to the world at large
who will know the truth
about where half their chromosomes came from:
sitting in a lab with an issue of XY, Kleenex, and
a paper cup.
They will have a succession of stepfathers
and an uncle who is closer than the others
who pays child support.
They will know the story of your disconsolate womb,
and how I pressed warm washcloths on that
meadowed belly, pair of us holding hands
watching chick flicks under a lavender afghan,
talking about these future offspring over ice cream,
far-flung and foolish hopes of children
until the day we were serious.
On the unimportant holidays, maybe I’ll arrive
with belated birthday gifts in hand,
tousle a few heads. When they’ve gone to bed,
we’ll sit with lacrymatory mugfuls of spirits,
uncertainly thankful for
the shapes we take.
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February 21, 2010 at 9:29 am
medicatedlady
As it always does and will, the choosing of a poem deemed almighty comes down to the moment of the choosing. This what I can say to you: this wasn’t a contest of apples & apples or apples & oranges. The range is far broader–my peeing in my pants to my sobbing as I drove home from work and all those sweet spots in between. So it was more like evaluating lou reed, southern fried onion rings, spring love syrum, threesomes, that guy who pretended to be asleep why you fucked his lover, murmured exhalations, Charlies, faghags at Disney World vs. cougars, a honey master of cunning tongue, man-goop. Going down in the most delightful way, percocet, a gaggle of older men, spinning bottles, princesses, underwear being stained from left over womanhood. There’s no clear winners, see?
My gratitude to entrants…I was bamboozled into feeling something. Lovely writing.
But if this is the moment, I have to choose, and so I give you my selection as the poem that evolves fag/hag into the next generation of Bitch Please.
February 21, 2010 at 9:58 am
Bryan Borland
Couldn’t have said it better, MedicatedLady! I was impressed with all the entries. Stay tuned to http://www.bryanborland.com, where soon I’ll post all of the submissions so we can crown a Crowd Favorite!
Any thought to what Random Object From Your Home Joseph will be receiving?
February 21, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Chef E
I so see why this one is the ‘chosen’ one…this was loads of fun, and I am off to recycle the oil from my fryer!
February 21, 2010 at 11:21 pm
dirtclustit
It’s a nice poem, but does the name of the whole deal absolutely have to be fag/hag?
other than that you guys are hilarious
February 22, 2010 at 5:48 am
Dhyan (AKA Utopain Fragments)
as said before in any place that will host my words….
joesph works are a wonderful read under any weather
congratulations – a well deserved work
ML – thank you for the hard work (with Bryan)
February 22, 2010 at 10:10 am
jessiecarty
wow! i can definitely see how this one was picked but the poems submitted were so strong it was mind boggling!