Home

Tag: poeticgrin

  • A Convo Transcript of Humorous Proportions

    A fun excerpt from the life and times, baby. ML: I was the innocent victim of a wasp sting. ML: [indecipherable words strung together with inappropriate pauses] Bryan: Hey, you— ML: mrph [unimaginable babbling] B: So, basically, you sound just like Person X when he has neurological reactions to migraines. ML: How do you feel?…

  • Domination

    the days of his domination are over the days of him going too far the days of me pretending to be appalled now he’s genuinely startled when I take him too far he crumples as a child dropkicked on green grass in the early spring he fetus-hugs himself licking his wounds the ones I’ve created…

  • FAG/HAG SERIES CONTEST WINNER: SURROGATES by JOSEPH HARKER

    Someday we are going to have two point five children. This is how they’ll be: myopic Caucasians with updraft hearts and thistle carpets for hair, curious challengers to the world at large who will know the truth about where half their chromosomes came from: sitting in a lab with an issue of XY, Kleenex, and…

  • Giving It to You the Way You Want It

    Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be honest. When I was young, I did find Nestle Crunch bars more satisfying than love. But, truth be told, love to…

  • Stage Show

    He summons me on stage Let’s do a runthrough He welcomes my impromptus the dancing grooves of my pulsing neurons that say YES, YES, YES with good humor a sort of warm embrace if we embraced co-mingled with the excitement of the next best show coming to town he know he’ll be in the front…

  • Hag/Fag I

    Being a fag doesn’t seem that hard what’s discrimination to you what’s civil rights to you don’t you care too much about your red vests and purple stripes the gel in your hair, the lotion on your skin walking in high heels like sissy boys queerflies the unnatural the unwanted the disembowed the goddamned Group…

  • The Ties That Bindo

    Bindo let me interview him for my blog. You know you will giggle as I did. (I suppose I should admit I’m not sure if the pronounciation is biiiiindo or beeendo.) Bindo’s note to you, dear reader. Before I answered any of Medicated Lady’s questions, I felt it necessary to put on Beck’s “Sea Changes”…

  • Consequences of a Diss

    For the record, Bryan was supposed to read his poetry at 3:15. I was in town by 2:45 when he texted me and was like, “well, it’s done and you’re a sorry excuse for a medicated lady,” which was a bit harsh but he was a diva at a gay pride event so I give him…

  • Olden Times

    I’m not sure anyone will necessarily think this is funny but it amused me. If you want a good time, go back to your old emails and read them. Share them. To: MedicatedLady From: Poeticgrin Date: 2/21/05 MEMO: It has come to my attention that some members of this staff feel that it is professional…

  • WTF: the Writing of Bryan Borland (poeticgrin) Exposed or Something Like That

    Hello Dearest Reader, I have very much enjoyed blogging on wordpress these many months and I have grown very fond of many talented folks. I have wondered often, what’s going on inside this or that person’s head? So I am hoping that you will come with me as I ask fellow bloggers, what’s in your…