Tag: men
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The Easy How-To Instruction Guide for All Things Important
Eating French Fries 1. Always eat fries in pairs of two, who are very close to identical length. Do not eat one, four, seven, or eleven fries at one time. Only two. Think French fry twins. 2. If you get to the end of your fries, and you discover a single fry left, you should…
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Vomiting Joy
Tiny snowflake tears make me want to vomit joy. That’s close to a pleasant thought I had the other day. Dear readers, I have missed you. I’m not feeling profound or witty or particularly inspired, but Bryan says the show must go on. I will give you tidbits of information because I know you enjoy…
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what he did
he did what he did but I still think of him fondly when I opened the door I took his breath away something most unexpected something so surprising even to him to the both of us
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To My Dearest, Part 5
To: My Dearest From: Medicated Lady Re: Evaluation There is compelling evidence that you do not feel you have made an error in judgment concerning me. This is disappointing as I had not terminated you; I had only put you on probation. I fully expected for you to come through a reassessment with no problems.…
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Completely Pointless Ruminations (as most ruminations are)
This whole time, I was thinking I had only recently licked my wounds from the ex of 2008. Then I remembered that last November I was developing a solid relationship with a guy who would 3 months later leave to go to Japan for a couple of years (aka the guy who left the country…
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Miscellaneous Point of Purpose
I have some random man’s boxers on maybe the ex’s or any sort of reasonable facsimile or the Gay Man or such The utility of men’s undergarments the user-friendly hole in the front pisses me off as women are trapped in bras, lycra panties that don’t have any ass coverage just shoestrings and such Which…
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New Guy, Same Story.
The new one says casually I like you. I say, I like you, too. We continue driving barely touching fingers. That new one with his easy smile that I sense is not so easy. The new one who will never win my complete adoration Typical manspeak he meant it as a compliment It wasn’t. He…
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entrapment
So this is simultaneously it end of him, end of him the two of them should run off together bound by their would-be wounded souls unchained to my inconvenience and instability. I should give the international one’s number to the local one both law enforcement sorts I entrapped them both sue me. Or better yet…
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jilting: the best of
I know I was jilted because of my freckles, at least once. Two, maybe four, times for my hair. They always said they liked short girls but when you’re trying to get laid, that’s probably the thing to say. Let me reiterate. Air Force John was a douche. His hobbies included cuddling, talking about a…
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Mean Me
Oh, I hope he responds. It’s true. I’m anticipating a fight. I’m anticipating starting and fanning the flames of a fight. It’s entertainment. Plus, he’s just some guy. I have been used in most of my relationships with men (not all), so why shouldn’t I use some guy who wants me to be someone I’m…
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