So this is simultaneously it
end of him, end of him
the two of them should run off together
bound by their would-be wounded souls
unchained to my inconvenience and instability.
I should give the international one’s number
to the local one
both law enforcement sorts
I entrapped them both
sue me.
Or better yet
leave me.
Ramblings of a Medicated Lady: Words of Woe by Loria Taylor 
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September 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm
lwayswright
Did someone cheat on you? I’m so sorry if that happened! I know how that feels and it is awful!
September 23, 2009 at 6:41 am
jessiecarty
this sounds like the prelude to a dateline special…
September 23, 2009 at 11:55 am
poeticgrin
or better yet
have your dog
bite them in the asses
September 23, 2009 at 11:59 am
medicatedlady
lwayswright: In this situation, I wasn’t cheated on. It was more I was allegedly dumped by two guys so I was meaning they had a lot in common and should literally go run off together.
As it turns out, the local apologized and is coming to get his stuff today (I’m getting rid of some stuff and he needs stuff). My international one’s truck ran over a bomb so perhaps this explains the silence.
It doesn’t matter, though. I think they will soon become a lovely couple.
September 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm
paulandrewrussell
A bomb’s a bit drastic isn’t it? Wouldn’t a phone call have been better?
September 24, 2009 at 3:24 am
mariana
medicatedlady
I was missing your sarcasm, I enjoy reading your well written texts, and a little cryptic also.
Let me ask you a question, did they knew that you where dating both at the same time? if that is why they left you, could have probably anticipated that.
Stick to the local one, foreigns are much too hard. Besides distance relations suck, I had one for 2 years, it was crap.
I liked the ending of the text also, it is irony at full blast.
Take care Mlady and good luck with the guys
September 24, 2009 at 7:39 am
medicatedlady
mariana, neither relationship was exclusive. They were open to dating whomever. I agree…local is much easier.
Phone calls are strictly prohibited to internation man. So the telling of bomb stories comes about 4 days later. In a text.
September 24, 2009 at 7:39 am
medicatedlady
Also, really, Bryan, none of those choices is particularly interesting.
September 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Patrice
EmEll – you da bomb.
Sooner or later you’d have gone off (them).