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  • Fatally Optimistic

    I went out with this guy once who ended up blocking me from his phone. He was very tall and good looking and ended up saying he didn’t know how to block people from his phone so it was weird that I was blocked. I just said whatev and let it go because the distance…

  • A Summary of My Life Thus Far

    I’m a writer or something like that. I will regain my status as a tap dancer soon. I had a boy, lost a boy, got another boy. Loss pending. I adopted a dog, adopted another one, and adopted another one (the last of which was in part due to my fondness of odd numbers, 3s…

  • a transcript of the end

    [begin transcript] me: How’s work tonight? him: pretty slow him: what u doing up [it’s 2:02 am on a Sunday] me: Good question. I keep waking up. me: Are we gonna still see each other or…? him: Yah I have to you about that but don’t want to do it over text me: ok, not…

  • punched

    it was a small statement words with a gentle punch I’ll take the dogs out, he said on a Sunday morning leaving me to rest he knew I needed to rest on a Sunday morning

  • Dating IV, or the Statistical Analysis of Love

    The significant dates. Dates as defined by calendar days but might be construed as dates as in dating, though some of the “dates” were really just mindless fucking. Whatever. You decide the definition(s). In a month’s time, you have a choice. The averages don’t lie. • March 5-April 5, 2008: you had 12 dates down…

  • New

    I’ve got my press-on nails a new ring new hair slate blue eyes and a boy who’s helpless in my arms

  • Something Other Than Fate

    On Monday, happenstance occurred. Happenstance, I say, because I’m not sure I believe in fate or destiny, puzzle pieces fitting together just so. I see a yellow sticky note on my office floor. I leave it there for several hours. I have things to do. In the mid-afternoon, I pick up the note and take…

  • Writing Inspiration: Dating

    A good date is always a bad date for a writer. I get a rush of delight when I realize things have gone horribly awry and I’m stuck in a situation that I will be forced to endure for another 53 minutes. It’s sweet, the taste of the meat of him, the reassuring thought that…

  • Girl with Bad Attitude Crossing the Street

    Here’s a technique they use: In a perfect world, what would happiness, togetherness, the best date ever, etc. look like? Maybe the question helps some people, but it pisses me off. 1) Before I can even begin to answer the question, I have to imagine a perfect world, which is such a huge issue I…

  • A Waffle House Romance

    I met him at the Waffle House, which was even cooler than saying I met him on the internet He was cute though for a moment as I was walking up I wasn’t sure He had stunning blue eyes usually I go for brown but he was all smiles and there was little awkwardness I…