Tag: Bryan
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Blog Bryan Has Insisted I Write For Some Time Now
Things my dogs have eaten: My pristine Blackberry 8530. My Emmie chewed right through the ALT button and I had to buy me a whole new phone because a broken ALT button means you can’t properly punctuate texts and emails. (Did you know that new 8530s are $500??) My Blackberry phone charger …
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A Convo Transcript of Humorous Proportions
A fun excerpt from the life and times, baby. ML: I was the innocent victim of a wasp sting. ML: [indecipherable words strung together with inappropriate pauses] Bryan: Hey, you— ML: mrph [unimaginable babbling] B: So, basically, you sound just like Person X when he has neurological reactions to migraines. ML: How do you feel?…
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Domination
the days of his domination are over the days of him going too far the days of me pretending to be appalled now he’s genuinely startled when I take him too far he crumples as a child dropkicked on green grass in the early spring he fetus-hugs himself licking his wounds the ones I’ve created…
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Giving It to You the Way You Want It
Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be honest. When I was young, I did find Nestle Crunch bars more satisfying than love. But, truth be told, love to…
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Unfounded Doubts
Bryan says I am unable to identify the difference between a rat and a squirrel. He seriously doubts my mental clarity on this point.
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Just a FYI Post: Nothing Artsy
Believe it or not, people don’t think of me as particularly brash. Perhaps pessimistic but I’ve been called many a time “happy go lucky,” which is ironic and sad because I am not happy or lucky and I don’t like to go anywhere. Or as Bryan would say, I’m only happy when I’m in my…
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Words of Encouragement for Bryan and a FYI
Good luck sounds so ridiculous and inappropriate You don’t need luck to express talent and that’s the truth. My horoscope says you all love me today. That’s fabulous. Thank you!
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