Category: Rambling
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Breathe With Me
I can’t do many things. Cook. Be on time. Regulate my moods. Reach the fire alarm to replace the battery should it need replacing. But I can: Replace a faulty phone jack wih my bare hands and a screwdriver Find a bargain on rugs at Lowe’s (also: light fixtures, sink fixtures) Swiffer with the best…
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Keep me warm, oh sweet ringtones
My world is such: I no longer need ringtones for friends. I need more friends for my ringtones. Not only friends, but people who can be safely paired with the tone/intent of the ringtones. Apparently, what I need are a lot of people (specifically men) who: Don’t bring me Anything But Down Lallygag with U…
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The Inevitable, Young Grasshopper
For hours it seems, I stare at my computer screen, willing myself to give my will over to the Unknown Forces that control the world and the internet. I can’t stomach “submit”-ing today. If I just submit, I will be allowed into this or that site, given the keys to the kingdom. I know: The…
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Forget the medicated part, these are the ramblings of a broken-hearted lady.
You said you weren’t closed. You said, I like you in my life. You said you wanted to call me so you did. You said you liked my smile. You said, I’ll give more. You said, I know it’s not what you want to hear. You said you had no love or affection to give…
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Prescription Dreams
Another day, another medication. God bless. The good news: My kidneys are working. The other kind of news: they don’t know why I’m spiking. My eating and exercise habits haven’t been good, but it’s unlikely to be that since when those habits were good and I lost weight, it didn’t help much. And in any…
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Morning Musings.
It’s true: Nothing comes from nothing. My new phone banner reads, You’re not how I roll. I think I sometimes wished you were. I tried to roll with you as long as I could. It’s a shame. Almost 6 months together and nothing to show for it. Almost 6 weeks apart with the same…
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