Questions and Shit/BTW I have tonsilitis.

All about me.

In one word describe how you currently see yourself:
homely

One prominent nickname you were given:
ML or in my other life, Lo

One strange fact about yourself:
I hate constrictions of having to come up with one response when I mostly have several responses to questions, some of which are mutually exclusive.

One bad habit?
Not washing my hair often enough

One thing you can’t tolerate?
Wordpress monster avatars that appear as my picture on some blogs. It says it saves the new avatar but then the monster shows up. And the monster looks like he’s smiling. Like he’s a happy monster. Ugh. See Bindo’s site for my monster-faced comment.

What that sickens you?
Tidiness, rinsing with salt water

One thing you can’t forgive?
Bryan, for telling me there’s no hurry to complete his contest and then calling me every 5 seconds to see if I have selected a winner.

You have difficulties with…?
grocery shopping and bullets found in my door

What turns you on in a man physically?
Tall, hair on head, brain optional
What turns you on in a woman physically?
overalls

What is a turn off for you in a man physically?
A small oh-my. Short and/or without hair.

What is a turn off for you in a woman physically?
scabs

Have you seen the white light at the end of the tunnel?
I try to block it out with my sleeping mask.

One drink you’re never touching again?
Pledge-flavored herbal tea

How many countries have you visited?
A lowly 2 countries.

How many countries still on the list?
All of them, although I might wait a minute before heading over to Somalia or Afghanistan

One word to describe you a random friend.
Sevenlicious

One word to describe your partner.
N/fucking/A

One word to describe your latest ex.
Smelly

One word do describe your soul mate.
available

One word to describe your nemesis.
Sevenlicious

Your future in one word
freezer

You’re stranded on an island… One thing you’d want…?
liposuction

One word to describe this tag
time-waster

One thing you would like to say to the person on your mind right now
Wanna cuddle?


Comments

11 responses to “Questions and Shit/BTW I have tonsilitis.”

  1. Bryan Borland Avatar
    Bryan Borland

    Dearest ML,

    Please read Kathy Griffin’s book “Official Book Club Selection” before making decisions to pursue liposuction.

    Sincerely,

    Sevenlicious

  2. Hahahahaha…

    Loved how you morphed this bullshit time-waster!!
    Fun read!
    Glad you didn’t pass it on….I hope not anyway…

    Peace

  3. What? Bryan called you every five minutes? How very OCD!! If only you could have seen that coming!
    Oh, and Bryan, this is for M’lady: 12345689

    Hope you feel better!

  4. Bryan Borland Avatar
    Bryan Borland

    LaMar.

    1 plus 2 plus 3 = 6.
    4 plus 5 plus 6 – 15 = 1 plus 5 = 6.
    8 plus 9 – 17 = 1 plus 7 = 8

    6 plus 6 plus 8 = 20, which = 2, which, to which if you add the letters in LaMar (5), you’d get 7. So there.

  5. lol.. interesting.
    its my birthday today. people seem to have forgotten except for my mom and my best friend.

    im at a low point.

  6. Bryan Borland Avatar
    Bryan Borland

    Happy birthday Sparrow! Hope it gets better!

  7. Lamar: Well, of course it’s not that I couldn’t have predicted this but I only found out I was assigned to this task when I read Bryan’s blog so I was bound at that point to his ocd outbursts (seven times a day). Thank you for your kind numbers.

    Bindo: it’s all because of you. Everything.

    Sparrow: Happy Birthday. Although “happy” for me means sad so take it for what it’s worth.

  8. jessiecarty Avatar
    jessiecarty

    Happy Birthday Sparrow!

    This one “You’re stranded on an island… One thing you’d want…?
    liposuction” almost made me spit ginger ale on my monitor cause i was laughing so hard 🙂

  9. I hope you feel better soon!!

    I have nothing whitty, at all to say, ever, so I don’t comment much, but I really enjoy reading your writing. It takes me to a different place, far away from all of my drama, and it is very nice.

  10. does this mean when someone says “oh -my” they were calling me a dick?

    I’m a little surprised it didn’t happen more often

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