• Although I am miserable, I am not miserable over Steve as I was this time last year.
  • I am not pregnant.
  • I have one more of my favorite blue pens left before I lose it.
  • I do not have herpes.
  • My eyes are not as dry as they were.
  • I like the sting of eye drops (so I think I’ll use some right now).
  • Eye drops simulate crying, which I also like.
  • My dog has not pooped in my house in several days.
  • This year, I became an astronaut, who should not be in charge of landing the aircraft.
  • I do not have the H1N1 virus (yet).
  • I have my sunglasses for a cloudy day.
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