My God. The joy of ringtones. I stalk them. I’m constantly searching for the ultimate ringtones. I buy them, I have more than I can use, and then am at a loss. I mean, if I apply a ringtone to a person, then the song gets affiliated with them and their deeds. And what if they piss me off or disappoint me? A perfectly good song, wasted for all time.


Only now, a year later, can I stand to hear “4 Minutes” by Madonna and JT. But I still think of him, and if I happen to be in a sorry mood, well…the song is ruined all over again.




I’ve expounded on the significance of ringtones before.