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My God. The joy of ringtones. I stalk them. I’m constantly searching for the ultimate ringtones. I buy them, I have more than I can use, and then am at a loss. I mean, if I apply a ringtone to a person, then the song gets affiliated with them and their deeds. And what if they piss me off or disappoint me? A perfectly good song, wasted for all time.


Only now, a year later, can I stand to hear “4 Minutes” by Madonna and JT. But I still think of him, and if I happen to be in a sorry mood, well…the song is ruined all over again.




I’ve expounded on the significance of ringtones before.

My world is such: I no longer need ringtones for friends. I need more friends for my ringtones. Not only friends, but people who can be safely paired with the tone/intent of the ringtones. Apparently, what I need are a lot of people (specifically men) who:

  • Don’t bring me Anything But Down
  • Lallygag with U + Ur Hand
  • Really miss my hair in their face
  • Don’t recognize it’s too late to ‘pologize, it’s too late
  • Are Toxic
  • Will at some point find out that what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around.

SOB with me

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