…and so now that he’s history, it’s time to define him for all time. I’m partial to changing the reference of his Christian name, L***, to a more accurate description, my “would’ve been boyfriend if he hadn’t have left the country without telling me” man. I guess for short, I could refer to him by an acronym, WBBIHHHLTCWTM, but somehow that seems too complicated. Perhaps just Asshole #2?