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  • The Handing of the Lemons

    When life hands you lemons, I suggest • having narcotics on hand • having a friend-spouse who will tell your business to the world • cocooning • curling up a ball and rolling yourself somewhere dark and safe • blocking all light • you think about those people who are allergic to sunlight • giving…

  • How to Make It through a Tuesday

    Create lists. Many, many lists. Breathe sighs of relief that you are keeping yourself silent. Drink Coke Zero. Feel guilty about drinking Coke Zero and go get some water. Watch your hard-won tan fade. Remember your luminous hair and shake it out for good measure. Distract yourself with all sorts of insignificant things all day.…