Tag: medicatedlady
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Approximation of the Conversation Bindo and I Had Via Facebook Just the Other Day
MedicatedLady: who let the dogs out, bindo? Bindo: I love dogs and sunshine and butterflies. I welcomed the sun’s light this morning and rejoiced in the sound of birds’ singing. ML: What? Are you okay? B: I love puppies! ML: You’re using exclamations points these days? B: For the sake of puppies, yes! You have…
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A Convo Transcript of Humorous Proportions
A fun excerpt from the life and times, baby. ML: I was the innocent victim of a wasp sting. ML: [indecipherable words strung together with inappropriate pauses] Bryan: Hey, you— ML: mrph [unimaginable babbling] B: So, basically, you sound just like Person X when he has neurological reactions to migraines. ML: How do you feel?…
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AT LONG LAST – DISAPPOINTMENT
The long-awaited video debut of MedicatedLady and Bryan Borland – together: *The poem read by MedicatedLady in the video is “Disappointment” by Mike Topp.
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A GUEST BLOG WHILE MEDICATEDLADY IS AWAY
Guest blog post by Bryan Borland, in MedicatedLady’s absence Dear Readers, I was honored when MedicatedLady asked me to write a guest-post in her absence. Well, not so much honored as burdened. And she didn’t ask me so much as I demanded. Such is our relationship. MedicatedLady is, at this moment, touring our nation’s capitol. Her…
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FAG/HAG SERIES CONTEST WINNER: SURROGATES by JOSEPH HARKER
Someday we are going to have two point five children. This is how they’ll be: myopic Caucasians with updraft hearts and thistle carpets for hair, curious challengers to the world at large who will know the truth about where half their chromosomes came from: sitting in a lab with an issue of XY, Kleenex, and…
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jilting: the best of
I know I was jilted because of my freckles, at least once. Two, maybe four, times for my hair. They always said they liked short girls but when you’re trying to get laid, that’s probably the thing to say. Let me reiterate. Air Force John was a douche. His hobbies included cuddling, talking about a…
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Bunny Dearest: A Love Child is Born
Bunny and I met recently through Bryan and we’ve fallen in love. He’s also our Asian love child, which has a little bit of an Oedipus-esque twist minus the shame and eyegauging, and I am happy to share the fruits of our love with all of my dear readers. I. From dearest Bunny Belletryst. Careful,…
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The Whole Shit
No shit. This is the whole of my love life. Nerdy military guy (NMG): Wink ML: wink ML: where you be? NMG: I been reading. My life is GREAT! ML: Oh (long, long pause as ML contemplates the greatness of NMG’s life) ML: Whatche reading? NMG: Reading bout ‘Nam ML: Sweet. I like death.…
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Erica
IF HER NAME HAD BEEN ERICA *Poem written by poeticgrin If her name had been Erica, things would have worked out differently. In fifth grade the stylist would have given her a Hollywood hairdo rather than a too-short perm and JC would have noticed her then, and invited her to watch him play football. He…
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