Tag: dentist

  • Lopsided If You Know What He Means

    For years my friend pointed out to me and everyone else. I was lopsided. Brain and boobs. But the joke is on him because last night I noticed several actresses on tv with much more lopsidedness. It’s very common.   I got a note from the dental assistant. She said she was sorry for my…

  • Reasons Why I Will Be Taking My Last Hydrocodone Pill Tonight.

    I was at the dentist at 7:30 for them to make the temporary bridge for my teeth. I had three shots and had to raise my hand because I could still feel that shit. I had a total of about 5 shots in my mouth. My ½ a xanax did not really mellow me out…