Tag: couples
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Chickenshit
he can’t let go either because he needs it as much as you do he’s just a bigger chickenshit than you I mean that as a compliment we’re all chickenshits at least you have the decency to admit it at least you can admit it he can’t let go because he knows he needs you…
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Say
My ex-boyfriend asked How is the world treating you these days? My ex-boyfriend said I have no affection to give you. So when my new boyfriend says I have a headache. I do not say I’m sorry, honey. I do not say Is there something I can do to make…
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Aisles, Isles
In an effort to reconcile his true feelings with the rules of genteelism he told her he would love to go with her to the Department Store. He walks down the aisles diligently attentive knowing aisles are more than aisles and isles are more than isles he doesn’t like either very much. So they spent…