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  • How to Successfully Manage Anxiety in Stressful Times

    I don’t advocate suicide, dear readers, as a stress management tool. If you want to manage your anxiety in a so-called “maladaptive” way (and why wouldn’t you?), you should consider picking. This involves the…

  • Poppy Time

    Tomorrow Poppy will undergo surgery for a tumor on her leg. About a year ago, she underwent a similar surgery for a lump that turned out to be cancer. While it’s not at this…

  • Tomorrow Is My Last Day of Work

    The hours are winding down counting down simultaneously counting up to the start up time lengthening and widening it’s time to pass Go and collect my $200

  • Blog Bryan Has Insisted I Write For Some Time Now

    Things my dogs have eaten:  My pristine Blackberry 8530. My Emmie chewed right through the ALT button and I had to buy me a whole new phone because a broken ALT button means…

  • Approximation of the Conversation Bindo and I Had Via Facebook Just the Other Day

    MedicatedLady: who let the dogs out, bindo? Bindo: I love dogs and sunshine and butterflies. I welcomed the sun’s light this morning and rejoiced in the sound of birds’ singing. ML: What? Are you…

  • Hollow

    My esophagus feels hollow which makes no sense does it it’s not a cavity but an empty artery that’s supposed to be empty so why the hollowness feels so alien shuddering with my heartache…

  • Palsy

    She had involuntary movements of her hand and neck the kind that makes an observer wonder exactly what the difference is between a palsy and a tic.

  • Tap Tap Tappedy Tap

    [Alas, it’s been a while. It’s not that I’ve grown away from you, dear reader; it’s that I’m a tap dancing fool who has to tap-tap-tap it out. I think you understand.] The shake-a-shake…

  • Fatally Optimistic

    I went out with this guy once who ended up blocking me from his phone. He was very tall and good looking and ended up saying he didn’t know how to block people from…