Dear Most Precious Reader,
Now that I’ve gone public, outed myself on my site here, will I ever get a date? This is the question I have as I plug my site shamelessly to whomever I make eye contact with or whomever I feel needs to know the moodkill of my writing. Should I not have spoken my mind about the menz I dated, or wanted to date, or did not under any circumstances want to date? Look, dear reader, what I’m trying to ask really is if you will date me. Well?
Yesterday, I went walking with some co-workers. I didn’t have the best shoes but they were tennis shoe slip-ons. I figured it’d be okay since we weren’t running. Wrong. A third of my feet have gargantuan blisters that HURT and dear reader, I was wondering if you could fetch me some Neosporin and bandaids. Well?
With all the sincerity I can muster,
Medicated Lady (aka Loria)
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April 29, 2011 at 11:13 am
slpmartin
Oh ML just tell me where to mail it to…and you wish shall be granted. 🙂 Cheers!
May 3, 2011 at 9:49 am
medicatedlady
haha. You’ll give me a bandaid but not a date? Such is the story of my life. Thank you for thinking of me.
June 6, 2011 at 8:15 am
Leigh Binder
Finally outed!
Good, it’s much easier to write LORIA then
medicated lady..