1. How do you define crumptiousness?
2. How do you plan to make the holidays gloomy?
3. When you give a little, do you take a lot more?
4. If a soda goes flat, is it dead?
5. Do the glue pads really work to catch rodents?
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December 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Bryan Borland
1. How do you define crumptiousness? Curmudgeon-like and/or krotch-centered.
2. How do you plan to make the holidays gloomy? Dearest MedicatedLady(Not Your Real Name/What’s Left Of It). I plan on watching “A Mighty Heart” on repeat while listening to the Gin Blossoms and make believing my birthday is on January 2.
3. When you give a little, do you take a lot more? Let’s rephrase the question. When one gives an STD, does one take a lot more?
4. If a soda goes flat, is it dead? Bitch please. Pour that baby on a ham and bake it in the oven. It gives it a nice glaze. Or add vanilla vodka.
5. Do the glue pads really work to catch rodents? This reminds me of the time you got trapped on that glue pad I left in my kitchen to keep you from stealing my cookies. You were on your back and your legs and arms were flailing about, to and fro, like an upturned tortoise.
December 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Bryan Borland
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December 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm
medicatedlady
Do I have a favorite body smell…Well, I actually don’t like any sort of body smell even though I made exceptions for Wyatt’s armpits. I prefer synthetic scents, especially just-out-of-the-shower smells.
Ha to your answers. Very informative.
December 14, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Val
1. How do you define crumptiousness?
This is what toddlers call scrumptious
2. How do you plan to make the holidays gloomy?
By being breathing
3. When you give a little, do you take a lot more?
No, I only give to those who I adore who will never pay me back in any way. That way, I can still be a martyr without the guilt trip attached
4. If a soda goes flat, is it dead?
No, because once you kill off those annoying gas bubbles the flavour is no longer over powered by soda bullies. Therefore, it is more alive when dead, that dead when alive.
5. Do the glue pads really work to catch rodents?
You have here, a rodent expert…rats, mice, shrews, you name it and I’ve lived with it. Yes, they do work. Back in 2002 I was living with a girlfriend in a mouse infested trailer park. She set down those sticky little mouse death houses and caught one…unfortunately, I had to trek out in sub zero temperatures, dodging snowbanks to dispose of said vermin. Said girlfriend was a chicken shit.
December 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm
jessiecarty
1 – i’ll second what Val said 🙂
2 – by refusing to put up decorations!
3 – i try not to but it seems that food does that to me….hmmm
4 – as i sip a supposedly flat ginger ale that my husband put back into the fridge i’d say NOPE
5 – i don’t want to know cause i want to pretend there have never been mice in my attic cause when there were supposedly something there i had to wait outside while my husband disposed of something that will go unnamed.