- Questions for the masses, specifically you, dear reader:
- Do you think it’s acceptable to have an irrational urge to have an Airman?
- Why do guys who are available make me uneasy?
- What are human pets?
- Can you motivate me to lose weight? I’m getting chunky. My mother said so.*
- Black is the best fair-weather non-color there is. I recommend it. However, even if it’s supremely cute, one might find it best to avoid wearing the black lace top when one has an itchy sunburn. Savvy?
- I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
*Bless her heart, my mother does not mean to be mean. She just says what’s on her mind and well…it’s not always the most tactful. Also, she resents having me as a daughter…she really wanted Bryan.
Ramblings of a Medicated Lady: Words of Woe by Loria Taylor 
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June 24, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Paul
Haha, poor Bryan, always the butt of your jokes and too timid to defend himself. If an Airman is some kind of chocolate bar, I think the urge is quite acceptable. Available guys make you worry because you wouldn’t know who you were if you were happy. I am a human pet, woof. And the answer to the last question is no.
June 26, 2009 at 11:10 am
jessiecarty
It is always rational to have an intense desire for an Airmen. Or for me (no puns here please!) it was always the Seamen cause I grew up near a Coast Guard base….
Available guys means, well they are available, it is so much more fulfilling to play out fantasies with unavailable guys cause you never have to actually test out the fantasy, it gets to belong just to you
you can only listen to gay men if they tell you to lose weight, they are the only ones with no ulterior motives 🙂
now if i could just step away from the peanut m & m’s…
June 27, 2009 at 3:29 am
Uncle Tree
1. There is no such thing as a rational urge.
2. I make you feel uneasy, or queasy, darlin’?
3. People who think they deserve to be treated like a dog. Ruff!
4. No. Anyway, I like my sauces chunky, and a tad tactful.
2. That’s not a question, so go ahead and take it off.
3. Coming down a sunny day? No. I only bite bullets. No shoot, lady.
June 27, 2009 at 10:17 am
1writegirl
#1. I’m torn on this one. Like Tree says, urges aren’t rational. On the other hand, what would make it irrational to want an airman?? I mean really, who wouldn’t want an airman??
#2. It won’t always. At some point it will click, your accessibility and his, and you’ll laugh and dance with the joy of it. It has to do with really wanting to love, not just talking the talk.
#3. Not sure on that one, to my knowledge I haven’t met one (though let’s face it, women in the fifties tv shows were routinely treated that way).
#4. No.
Second #2. Thanks for the advice, I’ll bear it in mind.
Second #3. Baby, I’ve been the rain.
ML, take everything I say with a grain of salt. I am learning as I go about life, love, etc, and it ain’t easy, or predictable, and reminds me every day how little I know compared to how much I wish I knew. At 44, I sometimes think I’m on a bell curve. So glad you’re back.
June 30, 2009 at 1:35 am
mariana
1.1. yes
1.2 Because you do not want to feel good (stupid answer), cause you want to act stupid so they do not talk to you any more (self destructive).
1.3 For example Poetgrin does sometime become your pet.
1.4 Put a picture of yourself modified with photoshop to make you look really fat, in your fridge door
2. yes and no and so so
3.No but I heard that phrase in a song.
June 30, 2009 at 6:29 pm
medicatedlady
Oh, I was not disappointed with any of your wisdom!!!!!
Paul: you are my pet, love. [Cougar growl.] Too bad about the rain.
1writegirl: You are hysterical. I love the “what would possibly make something IRrational” spin. You’ve been the rain. I love that line.
Jessie: YES, the fantasy is my property and I’ll be damned if I let reality or some guy take it away from me. I might be in love with an Army guy now. Military fatigues are sexxxxxxy. With an emphasis on the xxx part. 😉
mariana: I love your sarcasm and yes, Bryan is a pet and yes, I am self-destructive. Photoshop is a good idea. Although I have old pictures that are hideous….without photoshop. Yikes.
Uncle Tree: You do not make me queasy. If you’re single, then you do make me uneasy but in a fabulous sort of way. Ruff back at you, baby. Chunky sauces…LOL.
I adore you all!