Boy says “hi” to girl. Girl says “hi” back. Boy retreats, so girl (with some chemical confidence) solicits boy (Hey you, where’d you go?). Boy replies his life is “GREAT!!!!” (he does not elaborate) and that he’s “kind of been doing [his] own thing. [He] studies and reads a lot.” Boy asks girl how she is. Girl doesn’t know what to say because she’s not sure why boy responded if he’s trying to tell her he is no longer into dating, girls, or dating this girl. Also, girl is highly suspicious of anyone who says life can be “GREAT!!!!” So girl just emails back and tells him she is an astronaut (boy is in the Air Force so boy should be duly impressed) and out of curiosity, just what is he reading? She also expresses her confusion with his response in a subtle way he will never pick up on. She anticipates waiting a while for a response. If girl is lucky, boy will turn into the jerk of her dreams. Girl thinks she has fallen yet again for a tall man in a pilot suit. Sigh, and a dreamy one at that.
Girl likes the rain. Girl could go for some thunder and salt.
Girl considers a nap and dreaming of poeticgrin’s home cookin’ she will have tomorrow.
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May 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm
poeticgrin
You *do* know that the term astronaut is perverted Internet slang for deviant sexual intercourse, correct?
May 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm
medicatedlady
I *thought*everybody knew that. Duh.
May 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
bindo
It is? Puts a whole new twist to the Sinatra tune, “Come fly with me”
But….
What’s this (home cookin) I’m hearing about?
Set me a seat….How long does it take to get to Our Kansas?
May 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
bindo
Oh wait….I meant Bowie’s “Major Tom”
May 26, 2009 at 7:29 am
medicatedlady
Bryan loves to cook, as most people know. I do have to push away all the sexual inuendo he puts into each poem about each dish he makes. Standard holiday fare and I ate most of the food. I left he and Mr. some crumbs. Also: ICE CREAM CONES!
May 26, 2009 at 8:45 am
medicatedlady
Update: boy likes astronauts.
May 26, 2009 at 11:10 am
ht
I liked it when I didn’t know that astronaut had multiple meanings … and then I loved it and wondered if I’m a planetoid.
May 26, 2009 at 11:11 am
medicatedlady
Actually, I really only know of the one meaning to astronaut…Bryan just makes things up.
May 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm
bindo
Does he pay you to be his secretary and interpreter? *grin*
May 26, 2009 at 6:47 pm
medicatedlady
Please, bindo. Bryan would say that I should pay him for the honor of being his interpreter who is of this world while he is “not of this world.” Actually, Bryan would wonder why, in fact, you are not paying him for the gift of his insidiousness towards me.