Here’s how on-the-same-page poeticgrin and I are.

 

 

poeticgrin’s email:

 

Medicated Lady.  This is the same conversation we just had.

 

medicatedlady: What do you like to eat?

poeticgrin: Cheeseburgers.

medicatedlady: I love cheeseburgers.   What are you talking about?

 

 

My version:

 

This was our conversation.
 
Him (yesterday): you paint me as such an evil person
Me: what are you talking about? that post was a tribute to you.
Him: i have no idea what you’re talking about so I cannot tell you what you think I was talking about. I could not be bothered to scroll down and read the message I wrote to you yesterday. Henceforth, clearly you are crazy.
Me: Sigh. (I am forced to cut and paste his email)
Him: Cheezeburgerz are da bomb.
Me: Indeed.

 

Dearest reader, if you have no idea what we’re talking about, we apparently do not, either.