If you call

you’re just like him

If you don’t call

you’re just like him

If you call but not in a timely manner

you’re just like him

If you’re tall

you’re just like him

If you have a decent sense of humor

you’re just like him

If you are a permanent bachelor

you’re just like him

If you say you love the way I feel in your arms

you’re just like him

If you’re looking for someone to kill time with

you’re just like him

If you will never have affection for me

you’re just like him

If you give mixed signals

you’re just like him

If you’re selfish

you’re just like him

Even if your name is different

you’re just like him

Even if they say you’re not

you’re just like him

Even if I try to give you a chance

you’re just like him