Keep me warm, oh sweet ringtones

My world is such: I no longer need ringtones for friends. I need more friends for my ringtones. Not only friends, but people who can be safely paired with the tone/intent of the ringtones. Apparently, what I need are a lot of people (specifically men) who:

• Don’t bring me Anything But Down
• Lallygag with U + Ur Hand
• Really miss my hair in their face
• Don’t recognize it’s too late to ‘pologize, it’s too late
• Are Toxic
• Will at some point find out that what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around.