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  • A Convo Transcript of Humorous Proportions

    A fun excerpt from the life and times, baby. ML: I was the innocent victim of a wasp sting. ML: [indecipherable words strung together with inappropriate pauses] Bryan: Hey, you— ML: mrph [unimaginable babbling] B: So, basically, you sound just like Person X when he has neurological reactions to migraines. ML: How do you feel?…

  • Giving It to You the Way You Want It

    Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be honest. When I was young, I did find Nestle Crunch bars more satisfying than love. But, truth be told, love to…

  • Lies about Cuddling (and F***ing)

    He asks wanna cuddle Of course I do. Of course. The only problem is the STDs floating around, the serial killers lurking about, my (in)sanity, and the facts being what they are. Fact: I have never heard the sound of his voice. Fact: I asked if he had a good weekend and his reply was…