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  • Hag/Fag II

    He’s a straight man in action He says he wants my womb but when I really offer it he backtracks says he and his husband just want the cats meanwhile I’m hearing in my other ear that he asked another to share his DNA with someone prettier, slimmer with bluer eyes than mine even though…

  • How to Cope Without Your Favorite Writing Utensil or an Interesting Blog Topic

    Sex. Also, mentioning “sex” in a blog brings you more traffic, or so Bryan says. Put as many sexual tags as you can think of on your blog post. Think hard. Try to find another writing utensil. Tell yourself that this other writing utensil is perfectly sufficient. Upon immediate dismissal of the above point, keep…