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  • Questions and Shit/BTW I have tonsilitis.

    All about me. In one word describe how you currently see yourself: homely One prominent nickname you were given: ML or in my other life, Lo One strange fact about yourself: I hate constrictions of having to come up with one response when I mostly have several responses to questions, some of which are mutually…

  • sniff

    After returning to work from lunch today, I smelled an unpleasant scent emitting from my person. It smelled like dog. I sniffed my hands, my elbows, my shirt, my pants, no luck. And then the thought struck, it smells like shit. And so it was. Right there, on the bottom of my shoe. I’m pretty…

  • The Whole Shit

    No shit. This is the whole of my love life.   Nerdy military guy (NMG): Wink ML: wink ML: where you be? NMG: I been reading. My life is GREAT! ML: Oh (long, long pause as ML contemplates the greatness of NMG’s life) ML: Whatche reading? NMG: Reading bout ‘Nam ML: Sweet. I like death.…

  • On Not Advocating Shit

    I’m pretty sure my shit smells worse than yours.   My friend said she didn’t want to be that girl. I told her not to worry, I had been that girl undercover for years. A few days later, I decided to try bulimia out again for shit’s sake (literally). I only tried it a couple…