Tag: clue
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Smithereens (A Lament to the Straight Man)
It’s a loony lot I have made for myself. I’ve consumed a gazillion calories today and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. I continue to dread this day. Nothing helps. The menz. Oh, straight, single man, why must you be completely clueless? You seem harmless enough, but Lord help you, you were not born…