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  • The Handing of the Lemons

    When life hands you lemons, I suggest • having narcotics on hand • having a friend-spouse who will tell your business to the world • cocooning • curling up a ball and rolling yourself somewhere dark and safe • blocking all light • you think about those people who are allergic to sunlight • giving…

  • How to Cope Without Your Favorite Writing Utensil or an Interesting Blog Topic

    Sex. Also, mentioning “sex” in a blog brings you more traffic, or so Bryan says. Put as many sexual tags as you can think of on your blog post. Think hard. Try to find another writing utensil. Tell yourself that this other writing utensil is perfectly sufficient. Upon immediate dismissal of the above point, keep…