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  • “Sob” It Out

    And so it comes to this, dear readers. My book has a new title. “Autopornography” is apparently the title of another book. So I have elected to change it to “Sob” for clear and obvious reasons. The clear and obvious reasons being that sobbing is a passion and a hobby. And thankfully, I have so…

  • Licking of Dead Toes

    there will be no licking of my dead toes I hope I have the exact opposite of a foot fetish and would prefer socked or brown house-shoed feet unless I’ve recently had a pedicure but still please no licking if that’s alright with you I’d be happy to be dead and gloomy for all eternity…

  • Stats

    her vital signs were at 50% which is 100% not compatible with life her oxygen level was at 84% and falling 16% less air to breathe than us Since there were 10 siblings, each is worth .10 she was proceeded in death by 40% of her children 6 more .10’s left to die and I’m…

  • Floaters

    A year ago We were the apple of their eyes Blissfully festering in the corners Pretending to be shadows without substance Then Floaters becoming unavoidable and brash blotches Eye whites smeared yellow and veined red

  • *: Otherwise, Not Titled

    Aunt Ty died years ago. I did not witness her death but I witnessed her dying. Aunt Jackie and Aunt Celia, in that order, were the next closest kin who watched Ty suffer. Now they are all dead. I’m the only one who remembers and there’s something devastating about that. At Aunt Ty’s funeral, everyone…

  • Dial Tone

    a delinquent bill past due overdue overdone THIS IS THE FINAL NOTICE! No shit, I say. I discard the envelope, bill included junk mail It’s been 4 months since the phone company sent out its warning I still have a dial tone.

  • Rebound hound

    I’m a Rebound hound I’ll build you up You’ll let me down In Hindsight, you’ll come sniffing around Cause no one ever told you no before you naive and precious whore

  • Because I’m this kind of f*ed up

    http://www.infobarrel.com/How_to_Make_Yourself_Sick

  • tag

    I haven’t tagged my posts in a while I don’t want to be found I don’t want to be found out If I lay in wait I will wait in lies Because I never remember which is correct Lie or lay So I lie or lay And am laying or lying One of the two…

  • Dead Ends

    I told my stylist Cut my hair Get rid of the afterthoughts The strays and the grays Make me shine I like to look new Even if I’m used All used up Split ends that end up dead Uneven lines and uneven psyches Cut my hair I told my stylist To which he replied Are…