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  • Writing Inspiration: Dating

    A good date is always a bad date for a writer. I get a rush of delight when I realize things have gone horribly awry and I’m stuck in a situation that I will be forced to endure for another 53 minutes. It’s sweet, the taste of the meat of him, the reassuring thought that…

  • A Waffle House Romance

    I met him at the Waffle House, which was even cooler than saying I met him on the internet He was cute though for a moment as I was walking up I wasn’t sure He had stunning blue eyes usually I go for brown but he was all smiles and there was little awkwardness I…

  • (Reasons) We Love Him, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

            He says he needs soup and a good woman to take care of him. Aw.         He says raw emotion is lame. Double aw.         Sweet is good, he says.         Sarcastic is good, he says.         He shrugs his shoulders when called Pookie.         He says we walk into his jokes like a…

  • Such Things As This

    Inbox says (1) new message Just then (2) new messages My God, could it be. Usually not Usually naught Unusually knot My love in a Sir Mix-a-Lot basket Spare the spearhead the spearmint the spirit man Inbox says nothing I wait on the porch, old school.

  • Completely Pointless Ruminations (as most ruminations are)

    This whole time, I was thinking I had only recently licked my wounds from the ex of 2008. Then I remembered that last November I was developing a solid relationship with a guy who would 3 months later leave to go to Japan for a couple of years (aka the guy who left the country…

  • Miscellaneous Point of Purpose

    I have some random man’s boxers on maybe the ex’s or any sort of reasonable facsimile or the Gay Man or such The utility of men’s undergarments the user-friendly hole in the front pisses me off as women are trapped in bras, lycra panties that don’t have any ass coverage just shoestrings and such Which…

  • Jumping on the Right-Wing Wagon?

    I might or might not be going against the liberal grain here. You can let me know. I’ve been musing over the war in Afghanistan. Call me right-wing but I think the U.S. should be there. This Taliban bullshit has to end. If the generals and folks on the ground say they need more troops,…

  • the Mourning of Bookman Old Style

    once it was trendy could be pasted from a copy no longer able a font is an expression of the soul any font you can create should be readily used forthwith pasted from a copy or better yet typed in time, real time now time

  • sniff

    After returning to work from lunch today, I smelled an unpleasant scent emitting from my person. It smelled like dog. I sniffed my hands, my elbows, my shirt, my pants, no luck. And then the thought struck, it smells like shit. And so it was. Right there, on the bottom of my shoe. I’m pretty…

  • jilting: the best of

    I know I was jilted because of my freckles, at least once. Two, maybe four, times for my hair. They always said they liked short girls but when you’re trying to get laid, that’s probably the thing to say. Let me reiterate. Air Force John was a douche. His hobbies included cuddling, talking about a…