Category: Light and airy as I get
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How to Get On with It for the Love of Jesus
If you have to use Aspercreme on sore muscles, wash and rewash your hands. Once or twice is not good enough, because should the icy-hot fire somehow get around your what-not area, it will burn for hours and you will be miserable. If you haven’t already done so, just get on with it. Eat chips…
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Oh
Oh, Air Force John. How you’ve helped me this week. My time of need and all. You have provided ample distraction from real-life tragedy. Your silence is better than your hi’s or highs. Perhaps I would have liked to consider you a distraction in the flesh but no matter. Oh, Air Force John. For…
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Rod Stewart and I Want to Know if We’ve Told You Lately…
Have I told you* lately how much I like excuses? Especially ones involving elderly parents and work? Have I told you how classy it is for you to invite me to hit you up if I get bored at ***-***-**** without your knowing or asking for my name? I suppose I could call myself “you…
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Associated Ringtones
My God. The joy of ringtones. I stalk them. I’m constantly searching for the ultimate ringtones. I buy them, I have more than I can use, and then am at a loss. I mean, if I apply a ringtone to a person, then the song gets affiliated with them and their deeds. And what if…
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Molding History.
…and so now that he’s history, it’s time to define him for all time. I’m partial to changing the reference of his Christian name, L***, to a more accurate description, my “would’ve been boyfriend if he hadn’t have left the country without telling me” man. I guess for short, I could refer to him by…
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