Category: darling
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The Whole Shit
No shit. This is the whole of my love life. Nerdy military guy (NMG): Wink ML: wink ML: where you be? NMG: I been reading. My life is GREAT! ML: Oh (long, long pause as ML contemplates the greatness of NMG’s life) ML: Whatche reading? NMG: Reading bout ‘Nam ML: Sweet. I like death.…
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Rod Stewart and I Want to Know if We’ve Told You Lately…
Have I told you* lately how much I like excuses? Especially ones involving elderly parents and work? Have I told you how classy it is for you to invite me to hit you up if I get bored at ***-***-**** without your knowing or asking for my name? I suppose I could call myself “you…
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Dear Medicated Lady: the Column
Dear Medicated Lady, “Can you define ‘irony’?” Paul Dearest Paul, I am reading a book about this schizophrenic lady who goes on rants, creating the proverbial word salad. Now. I shall attempt to answer your question in the same format. Irony? Because I need more iron siren, crying. Do you…
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