Category: About me
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New Guy, Same Story.
The new one says casually I like you. I say, I like you, too. We continue driving barely touching fingers. That new one with his easy smile that I sense is not so easy. The new one who will never win my complete adoration Typical manspeak he meant it as a compliment It wasn’t. He…
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Crumbs in my Cleavage
There are crumbs in my cleavage cracker flakes in my bra I don’t mind I look down, acknowledge them shrug my shoulders It is in my capacity to eat crumblessly and to rid my underthings of existing crumbs It is not, however, in my nature to bother with such since my being is a mere…
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Just because.
This Medicated Lady is thinking irrationally again. Irrational because. I’ve been considering a diet consisting only of those flavored ice pops especially the blue ones the ones I like the least Irrational because. No one but me looks forward to a psychotic break Irrational because. It occurred to me that I’m tired of being medicated…
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Soft: A Diagnosis
Too available My diagnosis My judgment And then I saw him looking trendy and sweet ordering a burrito with guacamole and cheese. There was no air conditioning so we sweated it out while we relaxed in each other’s company. His hair looked soft as did his hands. And as it turned out soft is what…
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Say
My ex-boyfriend asked How is the world treating you these days? My ex-boyfriend said I have no affection to give you. So when my new boyfriend says I have a headache. I do not say I’m sorry, honey. I do not say Is there something I can do to make…
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Bunny Dearest: A Love Child is Born
Bunny and I met recently through Bryan and we’ve fallen in love. He’s also our Asian love child, which has a little bit of an Oedipus-esque twist minus the shame and eyegauging, and I am happy to share the fruits of our love with all of my dear readers. I. From dearest Bunny Belletryst. Careful,…
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Toning
He’s done it again reminded me of him a text tone I used to long for and be excited about He inspires bad things ending phrases with prepositions which I know is wrong but I do it anyway when I think of him He’s left an imprint on my life like my friend…
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SuckerPunch: What To Do, What To Do
It’s happened. A continuation of a saga I thought was as over as it was going to be. Maybe it’s predictable. But the wind is knocked out of me and I feel as though my life depends on how I recover my breath. My ex-boyfriend emailed me, asking how the world was treating me. When…
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Just a FYI Post: Nothing Artsy
Believe it or not, people don’t think of me as particularly brash. Perhaps pessimistic but I’ve been called many a time “happy go lucky,” which is ironic and sad because I am not happy or lucky and I don’t like to go anywhere. Or as Bryan would say, I’m only happy when I’m in my…
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