Pink Death

Just the other day I was telling someone about how assault rifles and Rambo-sized clips are bullshit for civilian use and how all those babies at Sandy Hook didn’t have to die in a spray of bullets and at least if motherfucker didn’t just have to pull one itty-bitty trigger, things might have turned out better.

Then, I saw a pink “baby” Glock. And in that moment, I knew if weapons of mass destruction were pink, I might just have to get me some of that. Killing innocent people and maiming them isn’t so nasty when it’s pink, now is it?