seven inches

seven inches
me got last night
seven inches and a slight chip more
old man winter speaks
me tells ‘im to shut it
me clutches his neck and throws him all asea

seven inches last night
me thinks I shall have seven more tonight


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9 responses to “seven inches”

  1. wow,
    my friend has 58 inches,
    u got seven inches,
    which one is cooler?
    ask u?

  2. Bryan Borland Avatar
    Bryan Borland

    HA @Jingle. Are we comparing metaphorical penises now? Jessie vs. ML?

    Also, despite the snow(?) references, this sounds oddly Jamaican! Or like an elderly British woman/gay man. I like the tone. I want you to read this while smoking a cigar at an open mic.

  3. it is snowing in your place, right?
    I know u may talk about snow, sorry for the time I wasted on u,
    got to go!

  4. Ah…….Congratulations?

  5. Bryan Borland Avatar
    Bryan Borland

    Nine months later….

  6. jessiecarty Avatar
    jessiecarty

    some people would just say my 58 inches means i am full of it up to my hair ๐Ÿ™‚ and they would probably be right!

    loved this one ML. Although weren’t you wishing for 8? ๐Ÿ™‚ hahahahaha

  7. jessie: me can’t be picky, my sweets.

  8. I only got four – so far, but one can hope for more tomorrow.

    And it’s not the size of the snowfall (yeah, right) it’s how it goes down…

    Hey, I’m smilin’

    Fun lines, Ms. Meds.

    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…

  9. I was going to say the same thing as Bryan. This sounds like Jamaican patwa. So it conjures up images of disgruntled Jamaicans coping with cold and snow (something I’ve been seeing a lot of lately).

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