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Month: April 2009

  • On Not Advocating Shit

    I’m pretty sure my shit smells worse than yours.   My friend said she didn’t want to be that girl. I told her not to worry, I had been that girl undercover for years. A few days later, I decided to try bulimia out again for shit’s sake (literally). I only tried it a couple…

  • the Classics

    We’re in a café.   No, we’re in a warehouse where fish used to be processed that someone turned into a coffee house. A rustic, modern, pretentious little coffee house where we sit. We are the only respectable crowd here, legitimizing it for all the other bastards sitting in old chairs, stuffing oozing out of…

  • Pounding Posture Discharge

    Nasal discharge is carelessly swiped away on my wrist It’s sort of gross but I can’t reach the Kleenex and you know deep down more than allergies I suffer from laziness and besides I’m tired   Bad posture he says but he knows the weight in my chest bends me downward like ice on worn-out…

  • Objects

    Not my dearest just yet. A raccoon man, much older than he looks. patrickshead, which is bald. a casanova, a hotteach, a sexy4u or some such. some other man, who caught me looking.   A boy younger with a cute smile. A boy older with an edge and an attitude. A boy with a nice…

  • Knowing

    I feel a bubble and I know I have an ulcer in the space between my upper and lower jaws   A boy told me and seduced me yesterday with his diagnosis that I probably had a patellar femoral articulation injury in my knee   My first day volunteering and I was already bleeding under…

  • Going

    Listen I’m tired of her I’m tired of hearing her I’m tired of seeing her   Since she’s on her way to good health or on her way to not-so-bad health   Her complaining and her refusals are symptoms of a petulant child I have no patience for   Since she’s going anyway I wish…

  • Lopsided If You Know What He Means

    For years my friend pointed out to me and everyone else. I was lopsided. Brain and boobs. But the joke is on him because last night I noticed several actresses on tv with much more lopsidedness. It’s very common.   I got a note from the dental assistant. She said she was sorry for my…

  • Recipes You Should Totally Try

    Recipe for Mania 7 caffeinated beverages or approximately 88 oz. of sugar sweetness throughout the day, with three of them coming before 9 a.m. Wake up at 3:30 a.m. Know for sure this is going to be the longest day ever Not be completely prepared for your workshops later that day Have to be “on”…