Category: Morbidly Funny

  • Giving It to You the Way You Want It

    Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be honest. When I was young, I did find Nestle Crunch bars more satisfying than love. But, truth be told, love to…

  • To My Dearest, Part 5

    To: My Dearest From: Medicated Lady Re: Evaluation There is compelling evidence that you do not feel you have made an error in judgment concerning me. This is disappointing as I had not terminated you; I had only put you on probation. I fully expected for you to come through a reassessment with no problems.…