Category: Light and airy as I get
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Namche Bazaar, the Haikus
the wait, the long wait a weather-borne tragedy oh my sweet defeat but then among clouds: helicoptors are the best the timer reset through the mist and fog a clearing among giants I stand on my feet we begin at last but, dear air, where did you go? lethargy, no, no! …
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How to Appear Competent in All Situations
It’s been brought to my attention that I have a knack for convincing the good people in my world I’m competent until it’s much too late for them to do anything about it. It was brought to my attention recently when I mentioned to a friend that I was changing jobs and she said she…
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Blog Bryan Has Insisted I Write For Some Time Now
Things my dogs have eaten: My pristine Blackberry 8530. My Emmie chewed right through the ALT button and I had to buy me a whole new phone because a broken ALT button means you can’t properly punctuate texts and emails. (Did you know that new 8530s are $500??) My Blackberry phone charger …
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Things I’ve Learned from Various Straight Men So Far
• his thoughts weren’t worth my penny, I decided (much too late) • if you want to keep him, don’t let him take you to Hot Springs • I’m needy • I’m weak • I’m bull-headed stubborn • if you want to get rid of him, talk about your own problems • if you like…
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Wet was the Willie
I almost had a wet willie once but as it turned out I didn’t have a willie. I was wet, though.
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Giving It to You the Way You Want It
Bryan has answered seven pressing questions (seven, because he refused to answer any more or less because of his ocd). Enjoy. 1. Do you find Nestle Crunch bars slightly more satisfying than love? Be honest. When I was young, I did find Nestle Crunch bars more satisfying than love. But, truth be told, love to…
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Beneath the Bark: The Rooting of Uncle Tree
Over the course of the last two weeks or so, I have had the pleasure of being involved in a fantastic discussion about writing and living well. As interviews go, this one offers insight and sincerity, and I hope you, dear reader, appreciate the self-depricating wisdom of our very own Uncle Tree. #1. What made…
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Bunny Dearest: A Love Child is Born
Bunny and I met recently through Bryan and we’ve fallen in love. He’s also our Asian love child, which has a little bit of an Oedipus-esque twist minus the shame and eyegauging, and I am happy to share the fruits of our love with all of my dear readers. I. From dearest Bunny Belletryst. Careful,…
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The Taming of Paul Squires (gingatao)
Once again, I’ve asked a fantabulous writer and blogger some questions for those of us who are not “in the know” but would like to be. 1. Do you ever take a handful of raisins and eat them quickly because you suspect if you took time to really think about them, you might actually hate…
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