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  • Such Things As This

    Inbox says (1) new message Just then (2) new messages My God, could it be. Usually not Usually naught Unusually knot My love in a Sir Mix-a-Lot basket Spare the spearhead the spearmint the spirit man Inbox says nothing I wait on the porch, old school.

  • Ramblings of a Medicated Lady as Described by Unnamed Gay Poet Friend

    The last few days have been rough, friends. There was lots of neurological disruption in my head, creating a dream-like existence of fear and craziness. An unnamed gay-filled friend, who knuckle-sandwiched me in the back at a movie once, described my condition in accurate detail: It was as if your entire essence of being was…

  • Just because.

    This Medicated Lady is thinking irrationally again. Irrational because. I’ve been considering a diet consisting only of those flavored ice pops especially the blue ones the ones I like the least Irrational because. No one but me looks forward to a psychotic break Irrational because. It occurred to me that I’m tired of being medicated…

  • How to Get On with It for the Love of Jesus

    If you have to use Aspercreme on sore muscles, wash and rewash your hands. Once or twice is not good enough, because should the icy-hot fire somehow get around your what-not area, it will burn for hours and you will be miserable. If you haven’t already done so, just get on with it. Eat chips…

  • My Native Name Could Be “Whinging Weird Jaw”

    This rambling post and accompanying whinge is 762 words so I understand if you do not want to go through it all. I’ve underlined the important parts.   To answer Patrice’s question. I do not laugh on laughing gas. If left to my own devices, I get nice and high. My endodontist (sounds fancy but…

  • Dueling, Dueting

    Here’s how on-the-same-page poeticgrin and I are.     poeticgrin’s email:   Medicated Lady.  This is the same conversation we just had.   medicatedlady: What do you like to eat? poeticgrin: Cheeseburgers. medicatedlady: I love cheeseburgers.   What are you talking about?     My version:   This was our conversation.   Him (yesterday): you paint…

  • Overdue

    Due warning: this is NOT a creative or funny post. Unless you want to be subjected to paragraphs and paragraphs of endless venting and bitching, go ahead and move on to someone else’s blog and come back here soon. I adore you, dear reader; I just have issues that the medication is not smothering at…

  • Filters

    a dust cloud filtered in sunlight and darkness you wanted to be unsettled, disturbed and so you are   With words, I want to bring forth tangible evidence of the bile lurking inside, luring me to death, over and over again. I feel pain, and I like it. I feel pain, and it’s unbearable. Then,…

  • Crazy

    Crazy I was crazy once The birds flew around my head Nested in my hair I laughed Ha Ha He He You made me like this You made me insane Ha Ha He He The peptwat inside screams Sounds like a little old lady in heat Time ticks slowly, quickly I look for you Long…