Month: July 2011

1. You know you want to. 2. I will thank you by name when I win some grand award. 3. You can claim me on your taxes. 4. I’m begging you. 5. I will bring joy to your life via misery. 6. I’ve got vet bills to pay. 7. I can finally regain self-respect by…

I only wear glasses when there’s nothing else to do Images become crisp The fine print and the fine lines revealed I prefer soft edges Lying images Not seeing what I already know — My first book, SOB, is coming out Aug 16 and I’ve had to put my glesses to edit my life (afterall,…